There's a monster that lives above me. I know what you're thinking. "There are no such things as monsters!" Well, that's why I invited you over here. You'll believe me; you just have to stay with me tonight. I know my place is messy and a bit cramped, but I wanted you to see that... Continue Reading →
Four Life Lessons from the Family Beagle
(Content warning: pet death) In 2010, my parents got a beagle puppy and named her Molly. She was playful with a high-pitched yip and a voracious appetite. She had accidents on the carpet and chewed up Mom’s flip flops during her worst teething phase. This pup could get on your last nerve, but the moment... Continue Reading →
Stan McShann the Biblical Man
Stan McShann is a Biblical Man,A self-proclaimed pulpiteer.He preaches on corners wherever he can,So that all of humanity can hear. When The Biblical Man waves his Book in the airHe wants to let everyone know,That even though he claims to care,All of us are going Below. The sole proof he has of our lost lotAre... Continue Reading →
It’s Okay to Go Outside
I love being outdoors. Ever since I was a kid growing up in the country, I was outside all the time, running laps around a cluster of pine trees or speeding down our dirt road on my bicycle. My childhood was filled with the smell of honeysuckle vines and thorny patches of wild blackberries. Texas... Continue Reading →
I avoided horror movies until I had to write about them
I was a ‘fraidy-cat. I hated Halloween and avoided that aisle in the department store whenever the season rolled around. The only horror I could stomach was R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps series even though they would keep me awake. I think I only read them because my classmates were reading them. I still don’t like that... Continue Reading →
A not-so-rare mental disorder that is rarely talked about
I was in kindergarten sitting at the back of the class when I started to pull out my eyelashes. I don’t know what made me do it but I knew that it comforted me. On the other hand, I knew that what I was doing was bad, so I became good at hiding it. One... Continue Reading →
Liftymandius: A modern ode to the dude at the gym that drops his weights
I met a builder in a musky gym Who said — “Two legs of mid-age muscle Stood at yon Mirrored Wall…none could surpass his strength. Hath travel’d through his years, fraterniz’d with educated fellows, Who were majored of finance, and cheery with jolly drink, The man boasts that his prowess hath never waned; The arms that curl,... Continue Reading →
Summer Memories of the Grocery Store
Dad was a public school teacher so we always had summers off together while Mom went to work. The fondest of memories I have of summer was going to Albertson's with him. We went to the grocery store just about every other day. I think it was more for Dad so he could get out... Continue Reading →
Tea: self-care in a cup.
Photo by Harry Cunningham @harry.digital on Pexels.com There are many forms of self-care whether it be making art, soaking up a rainbow bath bomb, getting a pedicure, or binge-watching Nailed It! for the third time. But what about just making a cup of tea? Every culture has tea rituals. In China, tea is brewed at... Continue Reading →
Horror Movie Monsters Whose Asses I’m Going to Kick
Chucky Photo: United Artists When I was six, I saw you on a TV spot for Child’s Play 2 chasing people with a knife. After that, all I could think about for the rest of my childhood was your butt-ugly face and that god-awful outfit. You made my generation wary of their favorite toys. I... Continue Reading →